How to hub like a pro and make tons of cash

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By Zenofsong

This is your target audience.
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This is your target audience.
This was the president for 8 years. Just think about it.
This was the president for 8 years. Just think about it.

How to make tons of money on hubpages

Don't listen to those so called "experts" that will preach to you about the importance of keyword research. There's one real way to make lots of money on hubpages and it doesn't involve a lot of time or effort.

Dumb it down.

Big pictures

Since most people browsing the internet are almost completely illiterate, you'll want pretty pictures to take up most of the space on your hub. 

Your pictures should completely illustrate the point of your hub as most people will simply glance at the pictures in your hub first before deciding if they will exert the mental energy it takes to read.

Easy to read

If you want your pages to be viewed millions of times you will have to:

  • Use bullet points (They seem smart)
  • Make catchy subtitles
  • Use short sentences
  • Use small words

Scarlet Johansson = $$$
Scarlet Johansson = $$$

Sex sells

Include at least one sexually suggestive picture in your hub. Most people on the internet are here to wank. Know your customer.

A study that I made up for the purpose of validating this hub has reported that people spend 3 times longer on sites with pictures of beautiful women, especially celebrities.

Another study (that I made up) found that people respond positively to official sounding information and most do not check sources.

You can make lots of successful hubs, but only if you start drinking while typing.
You can make lots of successful hubs, but only if you start drinking while typing.

In conclusion...

Most people are:

  • Poorly educated
  • Highly responsive to sexual imagery
  • Have attention deficit disorder
  • Are easily fooled by anyone who seems like they know what they are talking about.
So, go make tons of money.

Comments

Tim Blackstone profile image

Tim Blackstone 18 months ago

I think you may be right. It's sad but true.

How fm 16 months ago

That's pretty intelligent idea, but finally what you have less respect than anyone.

ubanichijioke profile image

ubanichijioke Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

Thanks for the tips. I will try them

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